Traumatized by a Peeping Cockroach!
This post is kinda graphic and might be disturbing..so don't read it if you're eating.Damn, as if dealing with peeping Toms in public bathrooms weren't bad enough.
I just returned from the Potty room in our office building, and had to deal with a peeping cockroach!!!
I was minding my own business (a big one too), when suddenly I spied the hugest cockroach crawling into my cubicle under the partitioning. Now, I REALLY HATE COCKROACHES. When I meet one, it either ends up dead or you'll see me fleeing the scene. It's usually the latter. And even in the former, that's because I send my cats in since they seem to like swatting and pouncing on all things that move. :P
Anyway, I was stuck...this was the worst time to see a cockroach! My pants were down around my legs and there was no way I could run or scream for help. I briefly contemplated killing it but thought if I mis-aimed, it would climb up my jeans and you can be sure I'll be screaming blue murder (probably destroy a few bathroom doors or partitions as well). >.<
So I quickly raised my legs, which is a really uncomfortable position to be in as the toilet seat was broken too. Thank god for my ab sessions in the gym. So I started blowing on the cockroach in the hopes that it would scurry out of my cubicle.
I could see its feelers move rapidly...another blow...and it did a U turn and out of the toilet. Phew!
Yes I still fled the scene! But not after washing my hands. I guess I was able to cut a lot of time down by not admiring myself in the mirror. heh!
p/s: no animals/insects were harmed in this episode
2 Comments:
Insects really should have been harmed in the making of this episode in my opinion.
hahahaha
Post a Comment
<< Home